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Quality Control

Quality Control

The T.A.S.T.E. QC methodology

In addition to the comprehensive analysis performed by third-party labs, each and every cannabis product we sell (flower, edibles, tinctures, and extracts) is also subjected to our own proprietary evaluation.

Before any product is made available for purchase, it must first pass through a suite of assessment criteria that we rigorously enforce internally.

It’s a hard job, but somebody’s gotta do it 😉

Whether flower, edibles, tinctures, extracts, or vape, each is not merely consumed; it is consumed using all possible consumption methods! (Like we said, this is hard work.)

After each product is consumed in all possible ways it can be consumed, we then assign the product a grade for each criterion in our T.A.S.T.E. Scale:

T.A.S.T.E. Scale

  • (T) – Taste / Terpenes
  • (A) – Aroma
  • (S) – Smokability / Smoothness
  • (T) – Timing (i.e. onset, as well as duration)
  • (E) – Effect

We take great care in adhering to this practice; because, while the COA lab reports provided by our third-party labs are certainly more than adequate to ensure purity and potency, our internal standards regard that to be a baseline assessment.

Albeit a rare occurrence, a product could have a pristine COA, but fail miserably at the “T” criterion, for example. It’s rare, but it does happen from time to time; and that’s why we do what we do.

There are many things that set us apart, and our proprietary T.A.S.T.E. Scale is chief among them.

For example, most edibles sold on the market today just flat out don’t taste good. Whereas our edibles, being backed by the T.A.S.T.E. Scale, are virtually guaranteed to be an edible experience awash with terpene goodness.

Bespoke tinctures

When you order a bottle of tincture from us, that bottle doesn’t exist until we make it. Meaning, we handcraft each tincture bottle to spec, as soon as the order comes in; and the same goes for all pet tinctures as well. Tincture bottles don’t sit on the shelf around here.

The moment you place your order, and we receive it, a Master Hempist, in our ISO standards compliant cleanroom, uses precision equipment to mix your bottle to your precise specifications; and then hand‑labels it; before forwarding it on to the shipping and fulfillment team.

Topicals standards

All of our topicals are made by hand, by us, in small batches.

All of them are cruelty free, and never tested on animals. Our friends and families have used these same topicals for well over a decade (all of whom not only use them, they love them!); and that’s the best product testing you can get. We’re the guinea pigs around here!

Topicals ingredients are exclusively 100% all‑natural, and hemp‑based (i.e. cannabis). If any cannabis extracts are used in a topical (whether terpenes, distillate, oil, or isolate), the base cannabinoid / terpene ingredients are quite literally the same that are used in our tinctures, extracts, and edibles. Meaning, these ingredients are backed by third-party lab analysis.